Eau de Love

My family LOVES bacon.

I do not like to cook bacon, because the smell permeates the house for days. Tonight I made this for dinner. It was yummy and received rave reviews.

Now the house, my clothes, hair and skin reek of bacon. When the Mister arrived home from church, I was explaining my dilemma. His response..."I love bacon. We should make the smell into perfume."

I reek of bacon and have freshly shaved legs. He is living his ultimate fantasy!